This lame-ass excuse of a zombie flick was even poor by turkey B-movie standards. Myself being a B-movie enthusiast, I’ve seen some ‘grade A’ B-movies in the past couple of years implying that a low budget + remarkable creativity + insightful directing can lead to an impressive finished product. Overall this movie gave me the impression that a bunch of undergraduate students majoring in film studies decided to reap up some cash and come up with this ingenious, deplorable piece of craptastic art called ‘Near Death’. It’s the agonizing pain that you will experience through your veins as you sit through this whole movie. This page has near death 2004, watch online, near death 2004 free download, full movie hd.
By the way, if you DO get a chance to watch this movie (maybe flipping thru the channels during the graveyard shift and happen to stumble upon upon it on Mystery Science Theater 3000) watch how the lead practically shouts every line off a TelePrompter, overacting every scene – as if this movie is supposed to be the pivotal point in her fictitious acting career. Filmxy has Near Death (2004) Online Full Movie, Near Death (2004) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Perrine Moore, Ali Willingham, Scott Lunsford.
I’m very surprised that this film was ACTUALLY released on DVD. When I purchased the DVD of this film, I was thinking..”Wow..I never heard of this movie..it seems interesting, with cannibals and such… and hey, the cover even looks cool!” Boy..was I WRONG. This movie was a horror movie cliché gone terribly wrong…There’s something up with this house (saying this without spoilers) and these teenagers decide to investigate for a report, or something. The opening of this movie reminded me of a porno movie..and I mean, come on..was the shower scene REALLY necessary? And the filming angles aren’t all that great, may I add. When they show the cannibals eating, it seemed like all they were eating was canned cranberry products. The ‘gore’ scenes didn’t live up to the violence mentioned in the warning on the DVD, may I add. Also, the computer graphics was much too obvious. Frankly, I found this movie more of a comedy than a horror film. The actors were either overacting, or they seemed like they were not trying at all. The only character, I must say, that had somewhat good acting was Billy. The only result of this film after finishing it was inside jokes with my friend, since we were watching it together, laughing our asses off. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, unless you’re in for a laugh of how corny this movie is. I will not watch nor buy another Castro movie. Ever.